did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
nutella sex= disaster
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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