She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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