Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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