Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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