but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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