I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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