even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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