This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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