I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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