Apparently you make a good broom.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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