the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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