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  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:51pm

    Oh, i get it... Jeff is a zipper head - Token racist

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:30pm

    wheres Charles Rutherford?!?1

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:27pm

    Oh I get it! For Halloween someone was dressed inappropriately like a person in a pornographic movie, while handing out candy, and the mothers with their children didn't like seeing that! --Jeff

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:00pm

    Wait, dressed as a porn star? I didn't think porn stars dressed..

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:18pm

    Attention 9:17, vagina boob

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:33pm

    I think Jeff is quite funny...

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:36am

    So now I really get it. Everyone hates Jeff on this site because he analyses and elaborates on the meaning in order to illuminate the text's deeper sense. Neat. I like it. In other words, I am on here because I deployed and literally bored out of my mind. You people are on here and all wrapped up around what some joker says because you are ridiculous and have no life. Interact with real people. Go home. Just read the texts and enjoy.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:59am

    My sperm erodes chinese steel, but goes down smooth and doesn't quit. - $@W

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:24pm

    Here's an idea 9:19. Go fuck yourself. Bitch

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:41pm

    Nice try 6:27, the explanation was good but you messed up the beginning. -Real Jeff

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:11pm

    You have sex with asian midgets

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:33pm

    I was a slut for Halloween.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:15pm

    Attention, 9:13. Vagina boob

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:52pm

    I agree 9:00 all these trolls suck and the worst one is 9:38 stop trolling on this site I hope you and your whole family die

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:13pm

    so how does a porn star dress differently? shorter skirt, tighter shirt? this is moronic

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:35pm

    My nipple feels like a warm toasted marshmallow

  • 55 78
    Submitted by mama691 on May 17, 10 at 1:20am

    Why hello Jeff, has anyone ever told you what a fucking dumbass you are?

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:18am

    Charles Rutherford believes me, yours truly (your author) here writing this is the only one on here not working for [TFLN]

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:28pm

    Did they react by fondling your breasts and sucking your tongue because they were dressed as porn stars too?

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:24pm

    9:17 it's easy for u to talk big on a text but everyone knows ur just a jail house punk.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:11pm

    Charles Rutherfors hopes u dressed as "buck angel"!

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:35am

    What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze? -Stu

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:48pm

    She was a hoe fo sho Sean

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:12pm

    I put cum on my lettuce

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:27pm

    Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:10am

    its a friday night, just me, jeff, and some freshly made frozen shit dildos. oh yeah.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:53pm

    Jeff only posts once it's u fucking idiots that keep spamming this shit that are ruining everything quit spamming

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:08am

    Fuck you 12:37 Fuck you 2:54 Fuck you 5:87 Fuck you 14:62 Fuck you 46:215

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:17pm

    Fuck urself u filthy whore

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:05am

    Hey I'm 928 area code yay there's a pornstar near me there is a god

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:25pm

    I hope you were Ron Jeremy!

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:22pm

    If she is dressed like a porn star, wouldn't that mean she is nude, I really hope not.

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:17pm

    What girl doesn't dress like some form of porn star on Halloween?

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:06pm

    e-threats are serious business

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:37am

    Every teenage girl Looks like a porn star on haloween.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:10pm

    Second to call fake.

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:13pm

    10:40; Yes, do tell.

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:40pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:46pm

    Fuck nlggers they can all die

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:24pm

    6:27 did mess up the beginning and 6:41 noticed and is claiming to be someone he is not. --Really Real Jeff

  • 34 62
    Submitted by TheChoppa1324 on Feb 8, 11 at 10:48pm

    Naked?

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:50pm

    I on the other hand love Jeff.

  • 50 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:38pm

    Malibu swimsuits/bodysuits

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:38pm

    Jeff is a fucking douche

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:04pm

    You got my sloppy seconds

  • 48 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:17pm

    Dundundudndundudndudn fuck u

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:24pm

    So wish I was their! -BTK

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:12pm

    There is a large amount of dried sperm on the tip of my penis

  • 45 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:10am

    Gave out candy dressed as a giant fish. When trick or treaters came I opened the door, flopped over, and didn't move til they left.

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:25pm

    Ur what I call a phone soldier

  • 39 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:00pm

    7:55 I find most the trolls annoying but I find u far more annoying get a fuckin life loser.

  • 41 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:10pm

    I only fuck nuggets when I have lybe

  • 40 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:17pm

    6:30 (2): rage issues much! Sheesh!!! Settle down dude!

  • 35 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:04am

    Love Yuma Arizona sluts!!!! Fucked the little Asian female from the nails shop inside walt Mart so many times!!!

  • 26 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:07pm

    Go to hell all of you fucknuggits