marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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