There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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