He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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