is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just had sex bonerless
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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