I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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