i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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