She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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