i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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