There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize