Well apparently he's into motor boating.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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