I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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