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do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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This is just a case of his boyfriends buns Being to cold so he was gonna warm them before he passed out!!(from the desk of the only big tone on tfln)
sorry! i was flossing with my granpa's pubic hair! (big tone strikes again) (not actually big tone)
This is a case of watching too much Battlestar Galactica.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
2:26 is a hell of a drag.
NEVER stick your dick in a toaster!
I guess you could say that relationship is toast! Hey-Oh!!!
Portland I fuckin love you hahaha Maybe you made some damn good pop tarts or somethin
Don't feed the troll.
2:29(1), what does tha even mean?
OMG IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A STUPID TROLL USE PROPER GRAMMAR PLEASE. if you spell your insults right maybe God will hate you less.
Maybe your dick was cold and you stuck it in the toaster to keep warm.. And toasty! Ahaha
Big tone is why we can't have nice things.
I've woke up next to worse. Fucking beer goggles.
See, this is tricky. If it was plugged in, then a very bad night. Very, very bad night. If it was unplugged, then it was probably a transformer, and thus very good night. ~Prog
2:42 makes me giggle.
Don't stick spoons in a toaster either.
You got high and fell asleep watching Ghostbusters 2.
At least big tone hasn't struck again has he?
it could have been a girl- why does everyone assume male?
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