drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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