We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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