she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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