That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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