When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish i was in the wii world.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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