I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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