She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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