i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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