Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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