Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I love you.
Bad choice
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