does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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i think my cat just said my name.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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