I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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