am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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