Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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