You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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