before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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