I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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