I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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