theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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