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  • 88 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:52pm

    you guys are awesome!

  • 73 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:58pm

    Ahhhh fuck icy hot 10:10...that shit burns and costs like 10 dollars

  • 76 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:20am

    What cracks me up is that some of these people didnt have an issue with the concept of having a penis inserted into their anus, but spitting on it- now that's just gross...

  • 70 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:09pm

    my dick is smaller than a hamster. and i use one spit to take my dick outta my boxers.

  • 69 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:00pm

    9:48, I think he was referring to spit dick for anal.

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:34pm

    9:31 Or you hook up with girls with flappy assholes. Or perhaps you have such a small dick that it needs no lube. You're right, you probably could get away with just spit.

  • 67 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:00pm

    Jonathan Mascorro has a tiny penis.

  • 71 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:47pm

    They do sell Astroglide at Costco. Well, at least they do in Virginia.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:59pm

    MY DICK RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE YOUR DICK GOT TOUCHED BY YOUR UNCLE I know all the lines, and that is the best one, hands down.

  • 69 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:57pm

    oh god that's so much worse^^^

  • 59 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:02am

    Windmills don't work that way!!!

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:15pm

    I can't believe you posted this here before me! Then again, it may have been the least-gross convo we had this week...

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:37am

    10:01 - you're awesome, i want to try anal with you, never done it

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:10pm

    I use Icy Hot. And super glue around the base of the shaft.

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:51pm

    1 gallon bottles of silicone lube FTW! That $100 will last you a year at least!

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:08pm

    seriously...lube up, boys. It's sooo much better.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:48pm

    my dick is bigger than jupiter. and i use a gallon of olive oil just to take my dick outta my boxers.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:38am

    fill a wading pool with that shit, find a few girls in bikinis and let the wrestling begin (i'm a girl and i've done it)

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:45am

    K-Mart has Astro when you are in a bind...

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:32am

    Hahahahahahaha 2:20 Mwa

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:51pm

    EVOO? I love cooking with that.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:40pm

    just wow 9:31...dumb cocktease or porn slut?

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:52pm

    My dick, bigger than a bridge Your dick, looks like a little kids My dick,cost a late night fee Your dick, got the HIV My dick, bench pressed 350 Your dick, couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:48pm

    So quality girls don't give head and then let the dick go inside them? Hmm...

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:31pm

    9:24, you are either a dumb cocktease who doesn't take it in the ass anyway, or I hook up with awesome porn sluts. Or both. And no I don't just spit on the bitch. You spit on you fingers first and rub it in. God you people are fucking retards.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:43pm

    9:34 wins! All of those things are true I bet!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:14pm

    Astroglide sucks. It get all sticky super fast. Spit is the best lube ever. Aside from natural pussy wetness. But I assume you want to lube for anal, in which case, spit is the best. Jenna Jameson swears by it. And I co-sign on that.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:55pm

    I actually like astroglide. Haven't done anal, but it works fan-freaking-tastic for vaginal.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:23am

    Why would you use astroglide for your pussy? It's an anal lube.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:31pm

    2:20...uh it's not that it's "gross" it's that it fucking hurts like hell if there isnt lube.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:54am

    Costco does sell astroglide! You have to get it from the pharmacist. For some reason they keep it behind the counter.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:00pm

    Hahaha, word. Well played sir.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:24pm

    9:14, I imagine you've never had a chance to test that theory. If a guy tried spit to get it in my ass, I would rip his dick off.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:16pm

    I know one thing for sure. Chinks should never be allowed to use power tools. No way.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:09pm

    Depends on the application, either "YOU ROCK!", or "Damn! That's nasty!"

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:46pm

    and the winner isssss 9:34 hahaha trust, quality girls say no to spit dick.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:54pm

    you could always just substitute astroglide for their 5 gallon jugs of mayo?

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:23am

    Costco's should sell vaginas, or fleshlights

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:01pm

    lube in bulk, ftw!! also, as a lady who has actually been accused of being a "whore" i can still say that Wet lube is by far the best for anal. not spit. seriously boys. shell out a few more dollars if you wanna get some great sex.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:28am

    9:14...i've tried spit for anal...it really doesn't work that well unless you've got a lot of spit...it's way too time consuming...but apparently she didn't believe in lube...thank god my last ex did :)

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:48am

    astroglide is for where ever you need less friction. 2:20 i think they had a problem with people using spit as lube because it can fucking hurt not because its gross. Hot dog down a hall way...