so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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