He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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