I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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