I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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