I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize