I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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