Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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